青艳这个人

话说
15年前
可爱的青艳被她的妈妈生下来了
本应是很开心的事
哎呀 是很开心的事啦
谁叫她是家里最小的？ :)
上小学。
只有在和那个瘦到不行的嘉嘉在一起的时候
才会被妈咪讲一下
aiyer.. 嘉嘉是瘦瘦 艳艳是肥肥
okay de.
或者
杨老师拉着我和彤彦的手的时候
就会抱怨一下
彤彤阿 我不喜欢抓你的手 没有肉的！ 青艳的手就不一样的
okay de
六年级
还要是慧莹很不好意思地在纪念册写
青艳阿....
认识你酱多年..
有一句话一直都想跟你讲 其实......你很肥。
okay de
上了初一
还很光荣的笑郑佩韵是肥韵
怎知道..
未了摆脱这个罪名
下定决心进排球学会
结果 晒黑了
和他们在一起打一次排球过后
就被冠上黑猪这个名
初二
就被那个令人讨厌的又仁叫外劳
至今还一直被凯弈很顺口的叫
哼



现在..
把青艳的好处和坏处写出来


青艳的好处：
1.吃不完的食物有青艳在的时候一定会吃完
2.走在路上大风的时候不用怕被吹到. 站在青艳的后面. 很安全的
3.偶尔在食堂讲一下：“哼 我在减肥” 然后给全部人笑一下 娱乐大家
4.激发大家的创意 想更多更好笑的东西笑她
5.很好滅


青艳的坏处：
1.有很多食物在的时候一定会被青艳吃完
2.最多能上4个人的taxi 有青艳在 只能坐两个人
3.上电梯的时候会重一点
4.坐在她附近的人 会被她发出的能量热死
5.拍照的时候一定要放flash不然看不到人
6.不能一张椅子坐两个人
7.走在路上遇到朋友打招呼会给人家枪毙
8.拍照的话只拍到青艳一个人
9.食物不见就一定是青艳吃的


...
...
等等啦

很懒惰想了




nehh. 大头照.

stupid!

i've never hated someone so much in my whole life.
i've never wanted to make someone lose his job so much this 16 years.
i've never felt so much empty.
i've never wanted to reverse time so much.



curse you freaking stupid technician!
(wooohhhhhhhht! okay i'm sorry. maybe u never knew this was coming.)

there's nothing left in my computer.
not a picture left,
not a song left.

there's nothing left in my external harddrive,
thanks to the so-called technician.
196GB of memories,
movies, music.
how much time spent to download all those
freakin show,
freakin music,
to endure the nothingness.

i deleted every single song in my ipod,
by replacing with four songs,
FOUR SONGS!


till today i discovered how much i rely on this electronic gadgets,
how pathetic.
my brows are creased into a crumple
and
i couldn't find some kinda solutions to unfold them.


furrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
roooooooooooooooarrrr!

omg. 艳你这个死白痴！



噢对
陈世炜
我讲 我的hard disc本来可以修好的
结果 给一个死笨蛋弄到不能修好了
不能修好了 不能修好了 不能修好了 不能修好了
很生气
然后很气自己
把ipod里面的歌全部delete掉了
重点是 我的电脑里面
什么都没有........

:)

五月天。

原来hor 五月天连续在陈世炜的生日发布三张专辑。 妒忌...

不过hor 五月天又在我的生日时宣布举办复出演唱会。 wohoooo!!

要做就做最大的梦 要活就活在最强的摇滚里！

五月天万岁！

no point

最近..
爱上了陈奕迅
他的歌声总能带你到另一个空间
用歌声把感情唱出来..
珺慈说的
用主流把非主流唱出来
不容易吧
陈奕迅。

最近..
没有怎样worr..
早上去到学校就睡觉
然后睡到7.+
醒来就吃面包
可是面包哦
拿在手上的时候
不小心撞到栏杆掉下去了
“阿董！面包掉下去了啦！”
“harr!! 掉下去了阿？！你没有跟着跳下去的？？”
err.
okay de.

又是今天
郑佩韵发明了 man~
是酱用的 每个句子后面加man.
“hey man”
“pick it up man”
“take it man”
okay. 佩韵的语言
有够难听的 而且还要是第二声的man
实在是有够白痴
还有还有

fu fu话 亦称 口水话
fi fi fai fi fa?
fi fi fai fi faaa?
翻译：你是白痴吗。
就是酱子..

今天万发没有来
一个代课老师
有小酒窝
几可爱下
然后就开始讲他在英国的故事
:)
全班第一次静静全神贯注洗耳恭听听出耳油
听他讲故事
我想去欧洲！！



yer.
很没有重点
我要快快update我很久没有update了的blog ahh~

outdates.

okay these are the outdates.
and this is going to be SOOOOOOOOOO LOOOOOOONG.
prepare yourself. :D

25th/January

yay~once a year~
REUNION DINNER
with additional guests.
with sis's friend,
toru and asako as well.

asako and toru's namesasako and toru.

we look stupid.. haha
jay on tv=)
宋祖英feat jay.
reunion activities..=)









26th/January

HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR!!
=D
大年初一
family! family=)

giving out angpaus. agong attacked. :D


LionDance!

lion dance. i think they're not good like last time.
1u's lion dance is much cooler!

the two cutiessss~ahahahahahah!! 撞衣！

there.. two japanese and one malay. how cool is that!yiyi giving angpau's.. tv showing kungfu hustle.

er ge's friend someone called cheewei came with jiunn.
ahaha~

to mamak! my cousin brother.
ECLIPSE!
but the sun is still glaring.
the bridge bridge bro..
ahyang~
yang and yan.=)

went to 东禅寺 at night.
whoa people mountain people sea!
so crowded.


and the lights weren't as exciting like they were last time.

pagoda~
生耕致富！ by星云法师
bridge acting.
met weitheng there.
there, my new keychain.
ah skyeeeeeeeeeeee!!cute dou

bridge bridge, cute cute, fat fat.
aka,
brother and sister.

27th/January

大年初二
okay..
woke up early and visited big aunty.
she cooked us mee. =)

=D
wei wei gor gor gave me a lollipop!

after that,
we went to oneutama..
there the lion dance i mentioned,
this is so cooL!

they're like 24season drums,
i think i'd go into lion dance if drums don't want me..
haha

okay,
before going to yiyi's house,
everyone was doing their own things..
i was playing the piano.
sis's helping ah skye to wear HIS CHEONGSAM~
dad with his tapes.

skye likes yiyi's fishes alot.
he makes look himself miserable.
roar~
dirty boy~
lily and skye..
little gambling with small cousins.
watching tv.
okay. i have no 仪态
before going home. =)










28th/January

大年初三
the curve.
red-box singing k with family.
at first we were at a large room,
and then they transferred us to this..
ugh-
SMALL ROOM!
singing..
mummy and daddy,
experience them!
u'll laugh till ur stomach aches when u hear my dad sing..
sis and me,
our song.
fatty..
that erge complained me for not taking a picture of him,
so i took this picture.curve.
=)













30th/January

大年初五
小团拜with them..
chaoyang shelby sokjiun puiyee weiyang
doing nothing at my houseshelby and chaoyang.
ooops~

went to weiyang's house later..
in weiyang's 刚搬来的房间
扮那些烂赌的人
gambling side
puiyee and sokjiun
trying to fit everyone's head inside..
but i think my head has covered most of the picture
chaoyang too
dangerous road~
ktm
serdanggg~
me and sokjiun.

we went sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo far
to go find the stupid ahheong.
and this is what she treated us.
maggi.
next time dun go find her. huh


okay before the maggi..
chaoyang served these.
nola.
the cup is lemon juice he said.
actually it's aheong's sis's toys..
weiyang's not funny joke.
chrysanthemum stage.
yaya.very rich la

after maggi,
we played wii
then weiyang and i went home..
was raining cats and dogs,
and my phone slipped into the longkang.
guess who we met..
刘华娇lehh~
save the picture and zoom in!
the one with the umbrella ella ellaa~

met huiching on the ktm



then i went to 1u with my family..
again..
watched
赤壁2-决战天下
nice nice. =)
sis will be leaving tomorrow.
=(












30th/January~1st/February

okay. bundles of pictures below. so lazy to sort them out. so.. it's a bit messy.

yay! PulauPhuket!
okay instead of KLIA we went to another terminal. ugh.
pasar. anyway this is air asia's plane wing.
first meal there.
bahahahah! CLUB MED! unloading stuffs.
2nd night's dinner. ooh! freakin yummy and full.
=) family~
dance dance.
dance dance.
we laughed the hell off when we were watching they perform.
lalaa. snorkeling!
the lil' kid is playing with his dog under that lilo.
i love the beach!!!
the beach!! and there's even people taking their dogs for a walk.
it's so sad cause i can't take skye here.
i bet he must go crazy running by the beach.

they're filming! 美食节目.
=)
that's the place where we have our lunchs dinners breakfasts..
and that's the swimming pool.

hahaa. stupid.
the best part of this place is....
you can have whatever drinks you like.
for FREE! unlimited sommore.
woooh. the bar. my favorite spot.
G.O's!!
they're from everywhere.
it's like you're in a small earth.
loads of different skin colour people,
different languages.
so it makes the place so much happier and fun.
i must be one when i grow up!
fun job!
Before leaving. Sky's from Taiwan. receptionist.
Eve,She's from Korea. =)
and he's from Bali.
she is so good at circus's thingy.. she's from japan.
she's from japan, he's from japan, and she's from australia. =)

the place is so pretty. liked it very much.
lala. before leaving. =(


2nd/February~3rd/February

apparently we are still in Phuket.
but we checked out from ClubMed.
and this is our tour around Phuket.

expensive dogs all around Phuket.


菩提树
huge buddha. 阿弥陀佛。
lala. familyy~
elephant farm.
this thing is so cool!! creative
the film is projected on the fountain.
it's really clever.
dinner. THAI FOOD!
*blink blink* shiny face.
after our facial an artist whom thought we were from japan.
this is one of his drawings. really nice!
and he's really friendly.

Bob Marley
another "artist".
he coloured himself white as you see.
and when you throw money into his lil' box,
he'll make some tiny movements.
really cool!
tahahaha wrong spelling.
but the coconut is awesome.
the crossed wires.. scary.. like it's going to explode anytime.
typical Japanese girls.
beside the pool at another hotel.leaving Phuket. :(
nice trip.
thank you xiu xiu sis!
i had a great time.












07/February

invited guests.
err.. some kinda family reunion?
yeah.
=)
grandma's food is awesome.

went to shelby's house warming after that.
apparently all of my pictures were missing after that stupid computer wretch.
:(
:(
:(
argh.
nevermind. it's in my mind.